Best. Post. Ever.

After seeing these bracers linked in Org last night, my first thought upon seeing it was to post on Blizzards' knack with naming certain things in game. Here's a little list of the top contenders:

  For those that are worried about dropping the soap, this one is a must have.....









I guess these are the first Dr. Scholl's made available to WoW.




 
 Now this isn't an item, but I had to add it anyways.....





I can't speak about this one.....it's a rule.













 Mine looks sad. I need a hotfix Blizz, stat!




I take it the "fixed" version is an epic.....



"Caution: The surgeon general of WoW warns that viewing this belt is equal to 29 orgasms."  Well, it's kind of a quote....

I take it that his father was drunk when he named his baby wyvern, and with a name like that, did you expect anything better in life for the little guy?



I really hope you got a great visual with this one....

You are still thinking about the skid marks, huh? Hahaha. I had a bit of fun on this post, I hope that you all enjoyed it! What ones have you seen that I missed? Or do you have a better caption? Holler. Show me your funny. =)